why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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The global news

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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