- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

The FCC

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What do black people eat? Food.

Charlie Sheen is winning

rent a cops

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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