- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Get up Look in the mirror

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Your're racist.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Justin Beiber

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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