What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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