How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Wait! hundred billions!

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Anti Joke

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