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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why? Why not?

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

This statement is false.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.