- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

I walk into a bar...

This is an anti- joke

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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