- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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