Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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