what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

AIDS

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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