- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

race-car = rac-ecar

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Face...the other white meat!

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