- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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