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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Good job, son.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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