women's rights

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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