- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a black man? Rob

what's the difference between a crocodile?

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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