- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

You idiot thats 9 letters

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Obama

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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