- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

what do you call a young man? a little boy

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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