A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

noah is a scrub jungle

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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