why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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