What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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How old are you? 7

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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