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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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