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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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dat shoe shine tho

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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