How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Horse.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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