If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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