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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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