- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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