Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Matthew Wyckoff

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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