teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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BIG MAC'S

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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