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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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