whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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