- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

united we sit, cause we're fat

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