- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

A woman walks into a bar.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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