Women's Rights

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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