q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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Men's rights

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White men's rights

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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