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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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