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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

That's illegal What? Your mom

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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