- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

why was the cat black it was a black cat

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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