- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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