- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Rebecca Black's career.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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