- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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