- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

360 NO SCOPE

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

I C U P White stuff

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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