Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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