why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Chuck Norris is dead......

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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