What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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irish man drinking john smiths

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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