- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

batman has diarrhea

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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