Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

A woman walks into a bar.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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