Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Ms Leong Sux

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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