your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

You know what's funny? Rape

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

A gay man watches football.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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