Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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