What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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star wars kid

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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