- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

This isn't funny.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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