- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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