- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

A baby seal walks into a club.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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