- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Racial equality.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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