- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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