What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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