- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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