It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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