- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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