Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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