homosexual rights to marriage

Where's my tractor?

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

A gay man watches football.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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