- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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