What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

knock knock who's there ?

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Anti Joke

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