- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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