Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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