- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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