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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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