- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

A dead guy walks into a grave.

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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