- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

My cat just died.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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