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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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