An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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