- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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